I was viewing some videos when I came across with this one which I thought was a funny one. It was exactly what I was looking for to post in here!
I just transcribed the video because there are some parts that cannot be read well. But it is definetely a worth watching and reading, they are fun at the least!
Video and copywright on the following to Lady Nafertiti.
Number 1
If you are
curious about what the hell he is, he doesn’t seem to mind when you poke him…
as Fred seems to be doing and by the looks of her she’s fascinated by him…
Number 2
He is nice
guy… uh…demon, as he always seems to have smile on his face unless he is
reading you …
Number 3
He is an empathy
demon and he can read aura’s and tell your destiny, all you have to do to find
it out. Just sing a little song and it doesn’t
matter which one. ^_^
Number 4
He is
nearly always there if you need someone to listen to your problems and to get
and get advice … well he’s your man…well, demon…
Number 5
If you are
female… and with Lorne you can always be sure he will compliment you as he’s
just full of them ^_~ (Come on girls, we like to be complimented, don’t we?)
Number 6
You know
you will always be saved from having to hear Angel sing with Lorne around as he
puts a stop TP it straight away…
Number 7
You never have
to worry about going out on the town with Lorne and him getting drunk on you to
the point where you have carry him home as the effects of normal alcohol don’t affect
him, although be careful around certain magical brews!!!
Number 8
He’s the
host of a club called Caritas, where you will be saved as he makes sure there’s
a spell on the club that doesn’t allow demon or human violence in it. So you
can have fun and a safe night out at Caritas
Number 9
You’re
guaranteed a good laugh with Lorne around as he can be quite comical at times… and
we all love a good laugh… The great thing is the doesn’t mind being the
comedian ^_^
Number 10
If you are
having trouble sleeping… call on him and ask him to sing you to sleep, he might
oblige if you ask nicely.
Just be
careful not to sing along though, cause if you love him to bits he might just
read you!!!
And last
but not least:
While with
Lorne you never have to worry about him raising his hand to you if you piss him
off, he absolutely hates violence of any shape or form (Ladies, that’s gotta be
a Bonus!!)
... so in the end you may agree or may not... But I have to confess that I've seen myself few times on number 10... 💗